Vat19 Future Pee Energy Drink - 12 fl. oz. (355mL)

Description

• Light citrus flavored energy drink
• 12 fl. oz. (355mL)
• Caffeine content: 116 mg
• To reiterate: this is an energy drink, not pee
• Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or people sensitive to caffeine
• To be absolutely, 1000%, irrevocably clear, this product contains no pee
• Made in the USA

Product description

Let's make something clear: Future Pee is not pee. Pee was not involved in the creation of this product, nor was it bottled or produced in a factory that handles pee. That would be "present pee." This is Future Pee, a Vat19 exclusive energy drink with a delicious citrus flavor! Technically everything you drink will be pee in the future, but when you drink Future Pee, you'll be treated to a delicious splash of B vitamins and energizing caffeine that'll flush away your tiredness! Its sugary, tart taste ensures it won't be an energy drink for long, since each carbonated sip puts it one step closer to completing its destiny! Unlike every other energy drink, Future Pee doesn't deceive you with unrealistic claims. It won't light any fires, it won't make you a rockstar, and it most certainly will not give you wings. Future Pee keeps it real with the simple promise that its invigorating elixir will become pee. So when the time ahead feels uncertain, reach for life's guarantees. No matter what the future holds, you can always rely on Future Pee.

Ingredients

Filtered Carbonated Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Natural & Artificial flavor (with Caramel Color), Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Glucuronolactone, Taurine, Caffeine, Potassium Sorbate (preservative), Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Niacinamide, Inositol, Sucralose, D-Calcium Panthothenate, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Cyanocobalamin (Vitamin B12).

Directions

Open can and pour into a glass or consume directly from the can.

Safety Warning

Not recommended for children, pregnant women, or people sensitive to caffeine. To be absolutely, 1000%, irrevocably clear, this product contains no pee.

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